I'm not mental

I'm not mental:

(Jane has been admitted to a mental hospital after the traumatic event of her husbands murder.)

Psychiatrist: Jane do you understand why you're here?

Jane: (nervously rocking back and forth, chewing on nothing, eyes wandering)
I didn't do it. Wasn't me. It wasn't me. I need to get back to my husband -- he'll be wondering where I am. (Starts laughing cynically) (stops suddenly -- eyes focused on psychiatrist)

(Whispering)
Wasn't me, wasn't me, wasn't me, wasn't me, wasn't me, wasn't me

I'm not insane, you have to believe me, I'm not mental. I know people say that I am, but I'm not.

(Angrily shouting, face shaking)

IM NOT MENTAL, IM NOT INSANE

(Talking calmly, accusing)

It was you wasn't it ? That's why you're talking to me.

(Jane stands, charging towards the psychiatrist, 3 security guards run in trying to restrain her)

WASN'T ME, WASN'T ME, WASN'T ME, WASN'T ME, WASN'T ME, WASN'T ME

song

(Jolene- Dolly Parton tune)

(Chorus)

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

I spend too much money on my shoes

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

What to wear to college i cannot choose

I really do like to take care

with quite long locks of brunette hair

a orange face

and eyes that are hazel

My smile is okay i spose

i think i have quite a wide nose

and think my voice is really deep, Sophie

I used to talk in my sleep

I really hate things that are cheap

It's not my fault i can't help it, Sophie

And i can easily understand

why my phone is not far from my hand

'Cause I'm always talking to my friends, Sophie 

(Chorus)

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

I spend too much money on my shoes

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

What to wear to college i cannot choose

I always have a chewing gum

But i rarely ever share one

Because they go so quickly, Sophie

I had to write this song for you

I really didn't want to

But i've done it now and it is all about me

(Chorus)

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

I spend too much money on my shoes

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie

What to wear to college i cannot choose.

My Idiolect

My Idiolect-

I don't use any fillers when i talk however i constantly start thinking about something else and forget what i was saying so i pause for a bit, say "ummm" followed by "what was i on about again?". Also instead of saying good, i tend to say mint, this is probably because i have a strong Bristolian accent and say Bristolian words and instead of saying bad i say shit.

Rather than saying Antarctic i realized that i actually pronounce it without the c, so i say Antartic. Another thing i say due to being Bristolian is slider as apposed to slide. When i answer my home phone, i tend to speak quite posh however when i answer my mobile i sound quite annoyed and blunt depending on who i'm chatting to, on face time i'm very chatty and informal though.

When i talk im also very sarcastic, however for people who don't know me very well, i may come across as being rude and impolite but i'm not! I personally think i have quite a low voice, especially when i hear it on record i just cringe. But my friends say its just normal so i don't really know what to think because they say the same about theirs.